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The silly season

Special awards

Our end-of-season trophies. Winners are chosen by secret ballot, bribery and a very loud show of hands.

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Special awards 2026

Own Goal Award

Mark Horley
Hit his tee shot backwards into his own golf bag

Snail Award

Dave Atkins
Longest time taken to play 18 holes

By the numbers · 2026

Worked out from the scores, so they update as results go in. Averages need 4+ rounds.

Best single score45 pts

Albert Warwick

August Stableford · 15 Aug 2026

Worst single score5 pts

Mark Horley

2026 Dale Hill Euro — Round 2 · 11 Sep 2026

Most birdies12 birdies

Ben Wall

Birdie League

Most wins2 wins

Albert Warwick & Paul Evans

Biggest winning margin8 pts

Daniel Wall

April Stableford · 25 Apr 2026

Longest attendance streak9 in a row

Danny Wall & Louis Wall

of 9 events

Wooden spoon90 pts

Joe Bonner

currently bottom of the Order of Merit (min 4 rounds)

All-time

Every recorded season: 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2024, 2025, 2026.

Best single score53 pts

George Williams & Tom Coupe & Neil Jones

3 times

Worst single score3 pts

Alex Chapman

2013 European Open (Vilamoura) — Round 2 · 25 Sep 2013

Most birdies110 birdies

Ben Wall

career total

Most birdies in a season24 birdies

Steve Williams

in 2011

Most rounds played119 rounds

Danny Wall

career total

Most improved+6.4 pts

Little Sam

2025: average 26.0 → 32.4

Biggest winning margin10 pts

George Williams

January Stableford 2011 · 8 Jan 2011

Longest attendance streak14 in a row

Ben Wall & Danny Wall & Tom Coupe & James Sanchez

within one season (2009)

Most wooden spoons2 spoons

Craig French

most wooden spoons (finished seasons)